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Liquid Dreams

24 Apr

Quite often, I have bitties that stop by my office and discuss their health issues that they have going on. Most of the time, I will admit, it is quite depressing on what they are battling with and going through. There is one bitty in particular that stops by and despite battling breast cancer has been able to inform me on the “perks” (she calls it) of getting treatment. Here are just (some) of the things that have literally come out of her mouth:

“This progesterone or whatever hormone they give men for their prostate makes me wakes up with a smile on my face. I am not quite sure how I feel about this.”

“This hormone is making me feel like what I feel is equivalent to a “wet dream” for a boy.  Shoot, I haven’t heard that term since I was 18…And here I thought only boys had that…”

“I’m worried that I might grow an “outside” organ…If you know what I mean…”

“Since on these hormones, I’ve had less chin hair growing…My face looks better, my skin feels good, and I don’t have to use that Nair product I bought at Walgreen’s….

And by far my favorite one liner by her (thus far)……


“If you were the right sex, I’d be all over you. Damn these hormones.”


For your viewing pleasure. And to think I was singing this song on top of my lungs in the shitter years ago….

XxX –



Despite what people may think, you are never too old to be a boy band fan.

7 May
Growing up, I was a hard core boy band fan/freak. My bedroom walls were plastered (literally plastered) with Hanson, *Nsync, O-Town, and even a little BSB. So when I heard about this new and upcoming British boy band, One Direction, I needed to investigate what this hype was all about. Naturally, I decided to watch their latest hit video “What Makes you Beautiful” at work when Lorraine stopped in to see what I was doing. Without saying a word to me and without any hesitation, she drops her grocery (paper) bag containing bananas, frozen vegetables, and salad dressing and starts to dance and hum to the song….Like hard core dancing. Once she was done getting her jive on, she asked me who the “hell that was.” When I told her she was dancing to a boy band, her eyes got big, she shook her head and simply stated “Ah, shit” and walked out of my office.
As much as I think Harry is adorable, I feel I am over boy bands. But let me tell you, if *NSync were to ever reunite for a tour, you bet your sweet ass I would be there. Enjoy the video that Lorraine danced too.
– Me.