The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

25 Apr

Friends, Romans, countrymen – lend me your ears: I, Meghan, take awful pictures. Fear not, this is not a posting that is seeking for compliments or reassurance of my stunning good looks. This posting is simply for a laugh, as I love ruining pictures. Well, this weekend was an exception. My terrible photos were unintentional and were caused by two factors: lack of sleep & booze – thanks to Isaac and John. Before we dive into that, let’s do an analysis of “The Good” and “The Bad” and we’ll end off with “The Ugly”.

The Good:

What makes a good photo? It is quite simple. It’s usually staged with people you adore (although I do prefer the candid shots). Everyone is smiling and all eyes are open. No double chins, which is Ali’s numero uno rule. There’s a possibility that the photograph will be “Facebook Worthy”, perhaps even frameable! If my friends can get me serious for 10 seconds, there’s a decent chance that we’ll have a handful of “Good” photos to show off to our kids one day. *Shiver* Kids. Anyway, the trick is to get me serious enough to take a good photo. Now let’s move on to “The Bad”.

The Bad:

Now “The Bad” is a majority of taken photos. These are usually done on purpose and I get a kick out of people’s reaction to the photos.

It all started with a shit-ass grin and a slouch.

And then there’s the chronic dry-lip syndrome I’ve endured.

The Ugly:

…But now it’s getting worse. Much worse. Have I endured a chronic bad habit that becomes part of who I am?

Dear Lord.

Dear Lord.



These pictures are so awesome that my stomach hurts with every viewing. The reactions are great and it is all in good fun. So, friends, I vow to attempt more of “The Good” pictures, will decrease “The Bad”, and embrace “The Ugly” when they accidentally happen.


5 Responses to “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.”

  1. Maggie April 26, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    And just when you think the photo can’t get any worse…… You scroll down and see it zoomed. Lol.

  2. Meghan Champeau April 26, 2012 at 11:43 pm #

    You know you miss seeing this face, Maggie.

    • Maggie April 27, 2012 at 3:47 am #

      Sure do!

  3. Kady August 3, 2012 at 2:40 am #

    I have read every single post on this blog and want MORE! you three are amazing!! and Meghan I am not kidding it is 3:38 am and unjust spent the last 10 minutes re-reading this post and laughing so hard!! I miss you badly! I love you!!

  4. Kady August 3, 2012 at 5:14 am #

    yup. just woke jason up at 6:10 am to read him this post. he, also, got a good laugh out of this. loveumegs:)

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